12/21/12: Mayan Apocalypse
 

So... do you have your stockings hung in the bunker with care, in the hopes that doomsday prepper will soon be there?
Have your apocalyptic dreams come true?
I called Apocalypse by Disgruntled Santa, myself. ("You're ALL on the naughty list, THIS year!")

Now I know, the day isn't over yet, nor shall it be for a while, but even still, I have to say that this is the most disappointing apocalypse ever.
I haven't seen one damned zombie, or asteroid all day.
I mean, is an alien invasion *really* too much to ask? It doesn't even have to be a big one. Could just be the alien equivalent of a couple drunk rednecks in a beat-up rusty pickup causing a ruckus.
Just something vaguely apocalyptic.