Most Baffling Action Figure Accesories Ever!
 

Cracked.com nails some of the worst toys ever made:
The 10 Most Baffling Action Figure Accessories of All-Time | Cracked.com

This is the best site for blowing time at ever- you'll laugh your butt off.

I like the Johnny Storm bike, it makes complete sense!

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Having a golden vibrator makes no sense.

I liked the MATRIX CONVERSION COUPE, very 90's.

I recall seeing all those awful Spidey variants (large action figs with doll clothes) at Kay Bee stores on insane clearance when they all folded.
Nothing could make me buy those- not unless I wanted target practice (whih, in retrospect, might have been hilarious).

Cool list, there's more on the bottom of the second page with toy related lists.
Where's my all time favorite, ninja spiderman?

You should make a thread on what's the single lamest gimmick or variant out there-
My choice is that X-Men with bodies from the cancelled Iron Man cartoon wave. There's a Beast head on this giant vac-metalized armor...
It's beyone awful. It's offal.

anything from the roc line,really man,wtf?!?

the giant hammers from the thor line. utterly useless.

if anyone could find that superman car, it could be modified to be a shield hovercar.

the pedo turtle looks creepy as hell too. f'in clowns man

The missile that shot out of the talking dogs junk from the Little Nicky series of action figures? Thoiugh to be fair it did get me to but it.

I have that superman coupe but in red (maybe it's the European variant) it was actually one of my favourite toys as a kid, although I never converted it to a space jet whilst playing, even as an 8 year old I wondered why superman would need a flying car.

How about the Iron Man quad? Or the Iron Man racecar?

had that red coupe down Florida man that thing rocked i always used it as a way for supes to get folks to safty while he fought villians and from time to time he'd blow it up just for fun and the insurance money.

I have to say that the people who rag on and hate on the Action Hero Spiderman line either don't get the joke, don't remember/know what the world was like when it came out, or just plain have no sense of humor.

The line was intended to be silly. The line *was* a tongue in cheek joke. It was spoofing simular lines, like GI Joe, and Action Man (More specifically Action Man).
It was also at the height of Toy Fare's popularity. Back when TTT was still called Twisted Mego Theater, and they could still use DC Megos. Spiderman was their star, and they were always dressing the Spidey-Mego up in cornball outfits. Marvel AND Toybiz both always had a much better sense of humor about it than Warner Bros did (Who eventually court-ordered them to stop using DC characters, I believe).

The fact that so few people get that the Action Hero Spiderman line *was* a joke boggles my mind.

ROFL! Man this is hilarious!

Why didn't they include the stoplight that came with Animated Prowl?

Flash on motorcycle FTW.

Where's the poll?