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It's Over: Russell Brand Files for Divorce From Katy Perry | Gallery | Wonderwall

The 5 second rule has expired on this one.

I honestly didn't see it lasting, they're both successful and quirky and aside from sex I seen them driving eachother nuts or atleast Russell would of done something Charlie Sheenish. She's hot, glad to see her back on the market.

Yeah, but think about where she's been.

You wouldn't eat a sandwhich you found in the trash would you?

That's one tasty looking sandwhich though!

Look, no one really wants to know who all their girlfriend has been with- celebrities dont have that level of cover so it makes them seem extra skanky.

If she's disease free, she's no less inviting than any other incredibly hot brunette with millions of dollars...so yeah, I'd slip her my number (and anything else she'd allow!).

I think she suffers from Billy Bob Thorton sybdrome.

Its when a super hot girl like Angelina Jolie ceases to be attractive after sleeping with a man as repulsive as Billy Bob Thorton.

Same thing here.

YEEAH Buddy! My number one girl is back on the market, looks like I get my chance after all. ;D

I thought he was gay this entire time...

I hope not- it would mean a gay dude is far more successful with hotties than any of us will ever be.

It would make me love God a liitle less (and he's already at negative 9 hp and fading fast)

Katty Perry was his beard.

I'm surprised she didn't file first. Brand has said in interviews that he is a habitual womanizer and that it would be difficult for him to be monogamous. But he "loved" her so much, he was willing to try.

I figured he would have cheated on her before giving up. Maybe he was afraid of what she might do if he did cheat and got caught.

I love my Renegades Duke action figure a lot, but still buy all of the other Duke action figures Hasbro puts out so I know exactly what he's talking about.

Kind of ironic though how it stated that Brand doesn't respect Perry's parents and her Christian religion, yet it's not like she really acts like a "Christian" not judging whatsoever and I know no one is perfect but still...if you guys get my point...

Hahahahhah.. can't believe it took me this long to figure out how it happened.

That's what she said.

She acts a hell of a lot more Christian the the asshat congressmen talking about bombing Iran or the nuts protesting soldier's funerals or passing laws that say who a person can love or marry or villifyng science or molesting children or...

Well, you get the idea.

By comparison, a slutty reputation is almost divine.

Why does toyark give a crap about these two!

We don't. That's why we're shitting on them relentlessly.


Beavis & Butthead have taught us well. :)

I want a Katie Perry 3.75" fig to hang on Tony Stark's arm...and a Russell Brand Zombie Viper.

I want one to carry around in my underwear.

Is that Katy Perry in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?

A very very great point.

I don't wear underwear, so I will add mine to my BST list.

Hah, this reminds me of the time when I wanted to add a sexy yugioh card to my haves list with a note of "slight urine damage".

What is it that Carlin said?

They don't preach it because they do it, they preach it because they want you to do it?

Also, I like Russel, and perry, they've never pissed me off, I wouldn't expect them to.

If I found out I girl I was dating had "dated" another man, or even my enemy, before I'd met her, I'd still be fine with it, as long as she didn't continue while she was with me.

It ain't about where you're from, it's about where you're at.

Sure, in general.

But when you've been with someone as repulsive as Brand it changes you... 4 LIFE!

Dating Russel Brand is like being with a bearded lady, except not as entertaining as Mr T's performance in "Freaked".